Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Republican National College Football - Ron Paul and #5 Boise St

Ron Paul. Boise State. Both have gone from regional niche players to the front of the national conscious.

Paul was libertarian before libertarian meant Tea Party and before Tea Party meant signs of President Obama doing his best Charlie Chaplin impression. Paul might be the most unlikely of founding fathers for an increasingly mainstream movement and it seems odd for a 70 something year old man to be way out in front of a grass roots call for change. For nearly three decades, Paul sat on the wrong end of 434 to 1 votes, refusing to compromise his position. Everything from pork barrel spending, to the Federal Reserve, to the War in Iraq left Paul on the unpopular side of many votes. Rick Reilly would use some hyperbole to handicap his chances at the Presidency like "as likely as wanting to floss a shark with impacted molars" and it would make everyone cringe and wonder what happened to the guy who used to write in the back of Sports Illustrated. Paul really has no chance; he would be 7 years older than the oldest elected President (Reagan) when assuming office and really would never be allowed to lead the party's ticket but he's in the thick of things in his 3rd bid (88, 08, 12) for the Presidency.

Boise was a mid-major power before there really were mid-major powers. Mid-majors were always in basketball but Boise was successful, albeit a slight after thought, under Dan Hawkins through the middle part of the 2000s, respected but ultimately dismissed. Then they captivated a national audience with trickery as they knocked of Oklahoma in a game they had no business hanging around in. Returning Kellen Moore, their style of football has caught on and helped paved the way along with other supposed mid-majors now routinely in the top 25 and winning bowl games against power conferences. They appear unlikely to ever be able to actually win it all and last year may have been their best chance but like Paul, Boise State has gone from regional player to national acclaim, able to at least hang with the top talent and overcome what was once just marginal attention.

8/30/2011

Taylor Swift and Nicki Manaj - Super Bass


Hua Hsu on Grantland - "To be a king nowadays, as Wayne, Jay-Z, and Kanye West have shown, is to comprehend the limitless uses of your image — to circulate beyond the music."
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6906332/paid-full-tha-carter-iv

Monday, August 29, 2011

Republican National College Football - Bachmann and #3 Oregon

After a prolonged and needed vacation the second part in the RNCF is here.

Both are flashy and shiny. Both feature unconventional attacks on opponents. Both are backed by giant supportive bodies that have accelerated their campaigns into the forefront of public consciousness. Both are polling in the top 3. Both seem too unconventional to actually win it all but if they weather an initial battle could be hanging around until the very end.

Michelle Bachmann entered the race for the Republican nomination less than 3 months ago but has hit the ground running with the backing of Tea Party supporters and anti-Washington rhetoric despite a number of questionable statements and inaccuracies. She lacks the track record of other candidates but has come to represent a portion of America that feels unrepresented. An early win in the Iowa Straw Poll cemented her standing as a legitamate contender likely to be in the race until the end despite quotes like this:

"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence," among others

Similarly Oregon has jumped in the fray with the traditional powers thanks to strong support from an organization, Phil Knight and Nike's backing. Knight has spent over $100 million on getting his alma mater to the forefront of college athletics, culminating in a near win in the BCS Championship game last season. Like Michele, Oregon is not without controversy, albeit paying players and not outlandish statements. A victory over #4 LSU to start the season would serve as a springboard similar to the Iowa Straw poll for Oregon and reaffirm their place among the elite until end of year matchups with Stanford and USC.

8/29/2011

Back from Vacation

World shortest man -18 year old
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp5IOQOJmy0

Older but Navy Seal dog at Funeral
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RREOXPYOJzs

Friday, August 19, 2011

Republican National College Football - Romney and #1 Oklahoma



The race for the Republican nomination is in full swing with Bachmann making everyone uncomfortable,  Perry looking like George W. Bush on steroids, Romney and a magical mystery tour spinoff, Huntsman awkwardly trying to join the party, Sherman Pawlenty never really being invited to the party, Santorum doing the best impression of his namesake, Newt doing the same, and Herman Cain making this.

Below is the first of a few posts comparing the Republican presidential race to the upcoming college football season.








Mitt Romney - Oklahoma Sooners



The presumed heavyweights in the field for the second time in recent memory, Romney is thought to be a front runner for the Republican ticket while Oklahoma sits as one of the top teams in the country for the second time in three years. In 2008 Romney won the Iowa Straw poll after John McCain’s campaign appeared to move it like Bernie but his religious views, flipping on issues, and dryness drew attacks from members of his own party. His 2008 campaign fell flat on its face despite the dollars spent on attempting to just win his own party’s nomination. A now tie-less Romney is back for more with his bizarre Magical Misery Tour t-shirts in hand.

With similar high expectations, going into the 2009 college football season Oklahoma returned players who would end up going #1, #3, #4 and #21 in the NFL draft. With expectations high they were beat by BYU in the first game of the season, losing their Heisman trophy winning Quarterback for the year and their season subsequently fell apart. Returning a comparably talented team, Oklahoma sits atop the college football landscape before a game has been played.


Back for another go round, each sits in a lofty position and face early season tests with the rapid rise of Michelle Bachmann and Rick Perry for Romney and road games at Florida St and Texas in the first 5 weeks of the season for Oklahoma. If both can weather that initial storm it could be smooth sailing to the title game.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Empire Avenue, Twitter Buys

Empire Avenue just raised $1.2 million in funding for a product that they hope will turn Social Influence into a virtual Stock Market where “users take the role of a company and their product value is determined by the level of your online activity and the networks one creates during daily webernets surfings.”

Empire Avenue uses a range of social media (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, LinkedIn and Flicker) to create an individual score with this score equal to an individual’s share price. The list of the top 100 most followed users on Twitter yields no major surprises with #5 Kim Kardashian describing herself as a “business woman, exec producer, fashion designer, perfumista” and Kanye West following exactly 0 people. 

From reviewing the list, the potential one has to climb the ladder of social influence, at least in the celebrity world, would appear to be based on a combination of the following factors:

1. Career 
The Top 20 goes as follows: 

11 musicians (#1 Gaga, #2 Bieber, #4 Katy Perry, #6 Britney, #7 Shakira, #8 Taylor Swift, #12 Rihanna, #13 Selena Gomez, #16 Timberlake, #18 Eminem, #19 Nicki Manaj)
3 TV show hosts (#10 Ellen, #11 Opah, #20 Seacrest)
2 Twitter services (#14 Twitter en espanol, #15 Twitter)
1 President (#3 Obama)
1 Actor (#9 Ashton Kutcher)
1 Athlete (#17 Kaka)
1 Kardashian (#5 Kim)

A very musician heavy list. Namely because: 
a. musicians are more likely to be interesting and transparent on Twitter than their actor or politician counterparts who have their careers more innately tied to their likability
b. musicians will often be able to update directly about their shows, albums etc as they are the principal person driving the decisions
c. musicians were the first entertainers to embrace social media because they stand to enhance their careers and distribute the actual material directly over the internet whereas actors' work (in its initial release) is strapped to movie theaters or television timeslots  
d. musicians also give you social commentary such as this:
katyperry Katy Perry
REMIZZLE ur PaR TaY tonight with my new @MissyElliott featured REMIXED Last Friday Night!

2. Trajectory of career  
#2 Justin Bieber is at the peak of his influence as a young pop star with nearly 12 million followers. He is likely headed for more than a few unfollows when he:

a. gains weight (#26 Mariah Carey)
b. rumors surface of she-male prostitutes (#45 Cristiano Ronaldo)
c. combines the previous two (#81 Snooki)

3. I’m married to the game, you just got relations
#47 Perez Hilton has 35,632 tweets at the moment this sentence was written. With 3,712,504 million followers that gives him a follower per tweet of 104. #18 Eminem on the other hand has 5,356,439 followers with only 153 tweets giving him a follower per tweet of 35,009. Eminem has the ability to substantially increase the amount of people following him by exuding even a minimal effort. Conversely, Perez has essentially tapped out his ability to ramp up his followers.

Mr. Mathers will probably never ramp up his social media game but the potential for growth could allow him to grow past his value at 18.

4. The Meltdown  
The potential for a meltdown should be valued in some way. #27 Charlie Sheen reached one million followers in a day and the chance someone else has a come apart would lead to sky rocketing value


Based on the above criteria the following are people that present value based on their current position in the Twitter top 100 and potential to gain followers. 

Buys

#61 Daniel Tosh - 3,073,286 followers / 3,738 tweets / 822 followers per tweet - Tosh's show has taken off as a something larger than cult favorite. His celebrity seems to only now taking off and he actually seems to have the talent to become a legitimate star. His issue is the highest ranking comedian currently is #36 Jimmy Fallon and he appears too smart to meltdown or get caught up in celebrity gossip. Plus penis jokes play to a limited audience.

#68 Russell Brand - 2,942,747 followers / 2,074 tweets / 1,419 followers per tweet - His career trajectory would seem to hold him back from reaching Twitter super stardom (actor / comedian / comedy musician) but in buying Russell Brand you're really betting on his come apart potential, which is almost Rodmanesque. Married to #4 Katy Perry, Brand has been arrested 12 times and addicted to heroin and sex (although sober for nearly 10 years).  Their divorce (inevitable for volatile celebrities) will likely lead to unfiltered Twitter meltdown that could allow Brand to sky rocket in the league tables.

#73 Lil Wayne - 2,840,562 / 261 tweets / 10,883 followers per tweet - The most prolific rapper in the rap game remains completely un-prolific in the Tweet game. The Carter documentary showed a narcissistic, hard-working insane person that appeared to be completely removed from reality. While his popularity may be at a high, or even peaked around the Carter III, he's coasted to nearly 3 million followers without much effort, is in the most successful Twitter career and all it would take is either a little commitment or a styrofoam induced Twitter Michael Richards to really take off.


#91 J-Lo - 2,495,196 followers / 478 tweets / 5,220 followers per tweet - Jennifer Lopez is currently staring down the barrel of a career revival with her bank and Twitter account as the beneficiaries. A big year for J-Lo, she signed on for a second season of American Idol, was named to the Most Beautiful People list, released a top 10 iTunes hit with Lil Wayne, and has just gone through a very public divorce. Jennifer Lopez was a paparazzi and media darling for nearly a decade prior to her marriage to Marc Anthony, her twitter should see a major boost when/if this returns.

Honorable mention:
#34 Chris Brown (meltdown)
#35 Jessica Simpson (career recovery)
#54 Kourtney Kardashian  (Kardashians tweet)
#71 Drake (Career and trajectory)

Appears companies (or at least mine) are ahead of the game already blocking Empire Avenue from their servers and it seems to walk the line with gambling, but a fun concept to mess around with. Remains to be seen if Empire Avenue will take off but with virtual stores and products making unvirtual money, a virtual social stock market is a somewhat natural offshoot.

8/16/2011

Ponzi scheme U booster story deepens
http://sports.yahoo.com/investigations/news?slug=cr-renegade_miami_booster_details_illicit_benefits_081611

Worst shooter in basketball history
http://www.sportspickle.com/video/7573/the-worst-shooter-in-basketball-history

Obama joins foursquare
http://mashable.com/2011/08/15/obama-joins-foursquare/

Social Stock Market raises funding
http://techcrunch.com/2011/08/16/empire-avenue-raises-1-2-million-to-turn-social-influence-into-a-virtual-stock-market/

Friday, August 5, 2011

Rap Rushmore

“I’m the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded
For murder raps, I kick my thoughts alone, get remanded
Born alone, die alone, now crew to keep my crown or throne
I’m deep by sound alone, caved inside in a thousand miles from home”

“The World is Yours” – Nas
Illmatic – 1994

“I think with my ding-a-ling, but I won't bring no
flowers to your doorstep, when we goin out
Cause you'll take it for granted, no doubt
And after the date, I'ma want to do the wild thing
You want lobster huh? I'm thinking Burger King”

“I Ain’t Tha 1” – Ice Cube
Straight Out of Compton – 1988


In college I wrote exactly two articles for the school paper. The second one led off with “you spend your whole life working towards your first article, and one week working towards your second.”Obviously this problem for a college senior writing 800 words on whatever they would like pales in comparison to people with real artistic talent but the thought is similar and it seems to inflict be structurally embedded in hip hop. Rap inherently has this issue because the lyrics are often about the struggle growing up, the hardships of their lifestyle and the desire to get to the top. When finally at the apex rappers will often struggle to channel what got them there. Or they will transform and begin to rap about the excesses that they have which inherently leads to a disconnect with their original audience or the inevitable, mundane, repetitious material. There really are only so many different ways to say you have women and money and jewelry and cars and they all seem to be maxed out. Rap careers are often like what the NFL running back has become today. Invariably there are legendary talents, but often they are flashes in the pan who can channel their entire career into one season or one song or even one album, but inevitably fall off or take too many hits or for whatever reason cannot recreate what they had for such a short period. They are the Arian Fosters. When everything aligns and we see the immediate short term product and quickly try and project the potential of the career.

If you could have frozen time at the two exact moments those words were uttered and asked people that follow rap where those careers ended up, the answers likely would have been on the Mt. Rushmore. Ice Cube was the blend of Public Enemy. The wit of Flava Flav but ability of Chuck D. He was the lyrical leader of NWA and burst onto the scheme with a blend of anger and humor that was transformational in the late 1980s.

Nas recorded Illmatic when he was 19 years old and released it when he was 20. He had 19 years of life in Queensbridge to write about and he played on those experiences to produce what is at minimum in the pantheon of hip hop albums of all time. Nas released a single album that influenced every rapper for in the past decade and half.

The beginning was the best these two had to offer. Ice Cube became solid but not spectacular following the release of Straight Out of Compton. His wit was still there and he leveraged his marketability into the entertaining Friday series, the unintentionally entertaining Anaconda series and the painfully unentertaining world of children’s comedies. No one could call the spark plug of NWA’s career a failure but it didn’t end up being what everyone hoped it would be. He was the guy who could make you laugh when you were barely paying attention and became a guy whose original talents are often forgotten or overlooked.

Nas actually put everything he had into one album and the product was as good as anything that has ever been made, making the gradual decline so much harder to watch. A career with the same timing, trajectory and ending as Hootie and the Blowfish, Nas made more music and occasionally showed glimpses of what allowed him to produce arguably the greatest album the genre has ever seen. He just never got back to it. Only 37, Nas' his best work was made nearly two decades ago.

Watch the Throne is set to release next week on iTunes and it is the first duel collaboration with Jay-Z and Kanye West. They are not without flaws but it has been their ability to remake their image and transform who they are that has allowed Jay to take the title belt and Kanye to assume Mt. Rushmore.

Jay-Z is Jordan and like Jordan he had a talent that was breathtaking. He released it all on Reasonable Doubt, which mimicked the release, influence and timing of Illmatic allowing Nas to become the slightly disappointing career foil to Jay (culminating in their back and forth in early 00s).  You saw a slick rapping kid from Brooklyn speaking of his life on the streets and the struggle to get where he was. With Jordan you saw a high flying kid who used his natural ability, the innate gift he had to blow past defenders, and relying entirely on god-given talent but the consensus was that he took too many shots for his team to win.

Both were at the top of their abilities when they claimed their stake as the best in the game. Jordan in his string of titles in the early 1990s and Jay with his release of the Blueprint. This made them the best at that given moment but it was their transformation and evolution that allowed them to cement their position as the greatest of all time. When his jumping went Jordan became the best shooter in the league and when Jay could no longer rap about the struggle of growing up on the streets, he refined his talents and made being an entrepreneur cool. “I’m not a businessman I’m a business man,” he rapped and became an artist who could both sit with the President and carry himself with corporate leaders. He didn’t abandon who he was but instead refined his talents and image.

No Kanye doesn’t have the lyrical ability of Eminem and he never will. His rhymes are awkward and sometimes forced, almost more spoken word than rap. Kanye’s career didn’t catch fire quite like Jay’s and he had to work his way from the back office to the client facing world of the rap game. His God given talent remains not in his ability to speak but instead in his comprehension of the finished product.

He’s without the cultivated image of Jay. The “George Bush hates black people” and the Taylor Swift incident quickly eliminated any goodwill he had with the middle part of America. It was the public strip down and lashing of a man who has always been open with his demons and struggles that allowed him to produce his most artistically stimulating work to date. With his back against the wall and few on his side Kanye released My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, an album that served as more of a journey than a listen. The music, with Kanye’s still awkward flow, forces the listener to go to the places Kanye was taken to over the past few years. The depths of having an entire country wanting you to fail, only to be released at the end with the Bon Iver led melody of “Lost in the World.”

You hear him speak and can’t help resent him for his arrogance. The President rightly called him a jackass but it seems to stem from a sublime understanding of his abilities and limitations. A man who admitted to a national audience that he was addicted to pornography really is ready for all the criticism and aware of who he is. Kanye is hardly the exception in his arrogance / self-confidence in the entertainment industry, but he is the exception to how he approaches it. He wears it on his sleeve and channels it in his music producing a raw product and acknowledging his short-comings.

There is almost no possible way that Watch the Throne can reach the expectations that have been set. Putting two of the best together hardly ever yields the best but the individual abilities are so strong, the talents so high, that even if the album meets the level of Nas and Ice Cube’s career, it can't be considered a disappointment. Expectations often times will overshadow a product, the Freddy Adu syndrome, I just hope we get to see enough flashes to remind us how great these two are. The Mt. Rushmore has two more heads carved in, their ability to evolve has cemented that and now we're all along for the ride waiting to see what these two become next.

Father's Day Clarence

Saturday night the news began to trickle in that Clarence Clemons had  passed away. It was 4 hours until Father's Day and Big Man had gone to a resting place with the Big Man.

Bruce Springsteen has always had a special role in my life. I think most would assume my affiliation to him came from growing up in New Jersey and Lord knows I have heard enough girls with pounds of spray in their hair quoting Jersey Girl. But I never took tremendous pride in our being from the same state. My love for Bruce wasn't something that I developed from our geographic kinship but instead from my father, a native of Nashville, who was part of that elitist group who knew him before Born in the USA. A fiercely protective and loyal group of original Springsteen fans they pride  themselves on being able to rattle off the concerts they have seen to the exact date and memories are marked by where they were when they heard specific songs for the first time. He was and is a part of this group and a love for Springsteen was inevitably passed down to me.

The first time I saw Bruce, I was a fifth grader sitting in a packed Giant Stadium for one of his first reunion concerts with the E Street Band. It's hard to believe now but I was so fixated on the lead  singer it took me a few songs to notice the 6'4, dreadlocked, black man on the saxophone. That changed when they played the song that retells  the story of their first meeting and "the big man joined the band." Their pairing was an odd one, an interracial band with the two most iconic members contrasting in appearance and style. In Clarence, I had  found someone who carried themselves with a muted cool that resonated with the audience watching him. Clarence, Bruce the E Street Band and sports gave me something in common with my father. As I went through my years as a pain in the ass teenager, it was a resilient unifier that always would remind both of us, that our differences were from me growing into  who I am as a person and were not inherent ones. We both had the same  favorite band and therefore couldn't possibly be too dissimilar.
 
Ten years later, we saw the E Street Band together for the last time. I was a junior in college and I had grown into my father. Any differences we had were long gone and we sat through a three hour show and watched Clarence and Bruce operate with a sublime understanding that comes only from being together for decades. Our night ended with the two of us bailing my friends out of jail, and then at Waffle House retelling stories from the show we had seen that night and, inevitably, the one ten years earlier. I had changed, he had changed but Clarence, Bruce and the E Street Band had remained constant.

Bruce Springsteen will tour again and we will undoubtedly go see him. Without Clarence, the shows won't be exactly the same but I guess won't need them to be. I spent Father's Day at home watching videos of Scooter and the Big Man. I am technically an After Born in the USA fan but I was taught by an original. The songs will standout but the band will always mean more. Clarence will live on and his legacy will remain present in the memories from those two concerts with my father.

Happy Father's Day Dad. Rest in peace Clarence.